As you can see things have gotten a bit desperate around here of late as we are short of help so Papa has decided to advertise. The pay isn't great but he guarantees a more rapid gain of muscle than you can get in a health spa and also guarantees rapid weight loss if desired. You can apply even if you don't have any particular skills. All skills needed can be gained on the job. Job benefits include fresh air, good company(Papa and Rollo), time at the sea shore (collecting sea weed for the garden), time on a beautiful sailboat(scrubbing it down and covering it with tarps for winter), no mosquitos (it is too cold for the beasties now). No need to apply just show up at sunrise and Papa will be up and about. If you arrive before sunup check for him in his basement he'll be there splitting kindling.Friday, October 19, 2007
Help Wanted
As you can see things have gotten a bit desperate around here of late as we are short of help so Papa has decided to advertise. The pay isn't great but he guarantees a more rapid gain of muscle than you can get in a health spa and also guarantees rapid weight loss if desired. You can apply even if you don't have any particular skills. All skills needed can be gained on the job. Job benefits include fresh air, good company(Papa and Rollo), time at the sea shore (collecting sea weed for the garden), time on a beautiful sailboat(scrubbing it down and covering it with tarps for winter), no mosquitos (it is too cold for the beasties now). No need to apply just show up at sunrise and Papa will be up and about. If you arrive before sunup check for him in his basement he'll be there splitting kindling.
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If the Fulbright fails I'll be first in line.
i think maybe I should post a sign like that down here so I can get Papa to come help me with my chemistry homework!
Who could think of better company than Papa and Rollo? What do I need to do to apply?
Petra,
Just give us a call. If you bring your husband with you we could put you both on for cash to defray your school expenses. I've already started a list of payable jobs and have two weeks worth of work lined up so far. Rent of course is free if you don't mind a rather primitive cabin. The cabin does have two weeks of good dry wood that comes included thanks to Papa.
that sounds like a dream job :)
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